Sasha: Darling, come say hello to yer new son.

Dilandau: *holding the baby* Oh, he's so beautifuls. Just likes his mum. Look it, kids. You's gots a baby brother.

Doctor: Now say hello to your other seven babies.

*Doctor and his nurse brings in seven other babies, three of them dark-colored like their brother that their father's holding. The doctor holds the light-skinned colored babies.*

Dilandau: *shocked* WTF?! SEVEN?!?!

Doctor: Congrats, Mr. Skwigelf. You have octopulets.

Sasha: And with Benjamin and Tokette, that makes it ten children, darling.

Skwisgaar: 's

Toki: WOWEE!!!! OMG!!! YAYS!!!! I's a grandsma agains!!! Oh Skwisgaar, lookits!! We's gots ten grandschildren nows!

Skwisgaar: *still unconscious*

Tokette: I wants to see me baby brother. Thens me other baby brothers an' sisters. Daddy?

Benjamin: Just how coulds mumma have's so many babies?

Tokette: *rubs as her father's pants leg* Daddy?

Pickles: *guffaws* OMFG!!! Dude!!! You should have seen yer face!!! You still have that face on ya, dude!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! Oh god, we should have record this!!

Dilandau:

Pickles: Oh, thank god we're rich!

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Something random when RPing with & . We RPed a Simpsons parody on what if Dilly and Sasha were to have more children after Benjamin and Tokette. XDDDDD And that Sasha would have octopulets. But no, this won't ever be offical. Julia and I decided that twins are enough. And yes, I'd say Toki slipped her some fertility drugs because he wanted more grandchildren.

Toki: What?! I's wanted more grandsbabies! D:<

But poor Dilandau. And poor Skwisgaar in feeling so very old in having TEN grandchildren. XD But yeah, you'd have to feel for poor Sasha deary in having so many children. But thank god this will be non-canon and DilSas will only have two and that's that!

Sasha Skwigelf (c) *Envious-chiko
Dilandau Skwigelf (c) Me!
Benjamin, Tokette, and the other eight (c) Julia & I
Skwisgaar, Toki, and Pickles (c) Small & Blanca
Doctor & Nurse (c) Who cares?